'Mega Karen learns the terrifying power of Abuelita': 90 Lbs granny epically shuts down a Karen tantrum using a flipflop and a stern stare

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    MANY 399 savings In This Corner, Weighing 250 Lbs: Mega-Karen! In That Corner, Weighing 90 Lbs: Abuelita
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    So while I was browsing through IDWHL stories, I took a trip down memory lane when my brother worked at a Southern grocery store chain with green shirts and where shopping is a pleasure. My brother
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    was a cashier. One of my brother's regulars was this elderly lady from Puerto Rico. She'd come by every Saturday to get her groceries. She didn't speak a word of English
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    but she was so endearing that my brother and his coworkers lovingly called her Abuelita. Even the managers called her that. It turns out her grandson was a fellow cashier and for big holidays like Christmas,
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    she'd send him in with enough homemade goodies like tamales and enchiladas for everyone. Just a real sweet lady.
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    One Saturday evening, I got off work early and decided to get some last minute things for a BBQ my brother and I were hosting (we were living together at the time). It was maybe an hour before closing so the store is practically dead.
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    I made the critical mistake of changing into a green shirt, but it was a much darker shade of green than the one the employees wear.
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    I was getting flour when Abuelita (who I had met before on previous excursions) rolled up on her electric shopping cart and politely asked me (in Spanish) to reach something from the top shelf. I helped her and she went on her way after thanking me.
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    Five minutes later, I was in front of the meat counter, debating which brisket to get when I heard the cleared throat. The warning call of the Wild Karen.
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    I stepped aside, thinking I was in her way. She cleared her throat again. I turn and look to see someone who resembled a 250 LB version of Kate Gosselin, complete with the haircut.
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    This was my fatal mistake. "Go to the back and get five NY Strip Steaks!" She bellowed. "Uh, pardon?" I asked, not quite registering what was going on.
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    "Are you DEAF?!" She screams so loud that my ears are ringing. "I said. Get. Me. Five. New. York. Strip. Steaks!"
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    "Uh...I'm sorry but I don't work here." I said. "I can get someone to help you though..."
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    "Don't be stupid! You helped that itch in the scooter AND you're wearing the shirt! You're just being lazy!"
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    I was done at this point and said "Listen lady, even if I did work here, what makes you think I would help you?!" Karen raised her fat fist. And then it happened.
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    Something hit the side. of her head with a loud SMACK! before landing by my feet. We looked down and see a flip flop. All the sudden I hear raised voices in Spanish and turn to look.
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    Abuelita was maybe ten feet away, missing one flip flop and holding her other flip flop in her hand, winding up like she was an MLB pitcher.
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    She was glaring at Mega Karen with black eyes and her mouth set in a firm line. Her grandson was running up to her, yelling at her in Spanish to put down La Chancla.
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    Cue Abuelita starting to cry and tell her grandson that she was only protecting the nice lady who had helped her and that Mega Karen was going to hit me.
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    Now, by this point the manager is coming over and Mega Karen must've realized she'd done goofed up. She pulled the quickest disappearing act I have ever seen.
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    I returned Abuelita's flip flop to her and thanked her. I also made sure the manager knew that Abuelita was trying to defend me. And that is the story of how a Mega Karen learned the terrifying power of Abuelita and La Chancla.
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    Waifer2016. 15 hr. ago We have discovered the Karen Kryptonite
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    Bluebird That9442 15 hr. ago ● There's an old tv cartoon called The Tick. It is a spoof on super heroes. One female super hero was called American Maid, but that's not important.
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    What is important is that her super power was throwing her shoes at the villains. In a really bad super-hero/villain fight she would throw both of her shoes at the bad-guys. So here, in real life, you met a shoe throwing super hero abuelita! So cool!

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